1) Japanese-English Translator
2) Music Writer
3) Darkroom Assistant
4) Singer In The Club Style
5) Radio Man
6) Lover Man
7) Jungle Man
8) Gentleman Boxer
9) Gentleman Thief
10) Absent-Minded Professor
11) Country Parson, But For Atheists
12) Exorcist of Demons Both Literal And Psychosexual
13) Travelling Quack
14) Givin’ Em What They Love
15) CEO and Chief Promoter For Underground Sensation Shit Hot Records
16) New York Apartment Manager (Surly And/Or Balding)
17) One Scene Wonder In Cult Film
18) Animal Cafe Proprietor (Cats, Dogs And/Or Owls)
19) Tortoise Caretaker
20) Raconteur
21) Barstool Philosopher
22) Reincarnation of One’s Own Grandfather (Who Is Very Much Still Alive)
23) Consoler Of The Lonely
24) Copywriter, Amanuensis For More Talented Younger Siblings
25) Simple Man
26) Complicated Man Disguised As Simple Man With Moustache And Retro Haircut
27) Hobo Name Generator
28) Producer of Suffolk-set Trailer Park Boys Remake (Working Title: Tractor Boys)
29) Student Of Action Cinema
30) Doctor of Metal Gear Solid Studies
31) Session Musician
32) Leader Of Swans Tribute Band
33) Token Straight White Man In Riot Grrl Band
34) Sleep Tape Narrator
35) Ghostwriter Of Comedy Lists For More Famous Comedian
